I would also like to introduce a new member of The Truth staff. Mr. Brian Nalls has graciously accepted the position of BCS apologist. Welcome Brian!
So the eagerly anticipated countdown continues with numbers five, six, and seven. These three are kind of my surprise picks. They are the only non- basketball and football players on the list. It is just a coincidence that they are all in a row in the countdown, but it makes for an interesting read.
So let’s go
#7 – Hulk Hogan – Yes I know this will spark the debate, “is he the seventh best athlete or is he the seventh best entertainer?”. There is a simple way to settle this, WWE vs. WWF. In my youth it had not yet legally been determined if professional wrestling was indeed fixed or if it was real. My memories of the Hulkster involve him as a member of the federation not the wrestling entertainment industry. Hence he was officially an athlete. I mean how many entertainers could have 24 inch pythons for arms? There was no greater wrestler than Terry Bollea aka Hulk Hogan. His guillotine leg drop was arguably the most dominating finishing move of all time. His dominance led to a wonderful career out of the ring including a reality TV show and wonderful Rent a Center ads with Troy Aikman. (Those ads don’t make me feel uncomfortable at all as I watch them.) As a child he inspired me to follow the three demandments; Training, Prayer, and Vitamins. There was a lesser known 4th demandment ; massive amounts of anabolic steroids but you’ve still got to love him. So whatcha gonna do when the hulkster runs wild over you brother!
#6 – Wally Joyner – Many of you probably know Mr. Joyner for is incredible portrayal of Bishop Angel in the hit mormon comedy “The Singles Ward.” But to me he will always be my favorite baseball player of all time. With no baseball team in Utah and in the era of rampant free agency where rosters changed each year, it was hard to know which baseball team to cheer for. (Bad grammar, hanging participle) correction for which team to cheer. So I simply picked the best mormon player and cheered for him. His autographed poster hung over my bed for most of my young life. I came across this site of someone who feels the same way I do. http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/wallyworld21/, except maybe a little more freakishly involved than I was (13,900 cards?). In 1986 Wally Joyner became the first rookie ever voted to be an all-star starter. He was then robbed by a performance enhanced Jose Canseco for the Rookie of the Year that same year. Wally’s career basically went downhill from there. He remained a solid if not spectacular player for 15 years. He finished with 204 career home runs, a .289 average, and over 1100 RBI’s.
#5 – John McEnroe – When I was young tennis seemed to be as big as football or basketball. The major tournaments were a big deal, it seemed like everyone watched the finals. The McEnroe vs. Bjorn Borg finals were epic and left a big impression on me. I followed Johnny Mac closely for the rest of his career always eagerly (yes I have now used eagerly twice in this blog, so what?) awaiting his next temper tantrum. He was fun to watch and made the difference between winning and losing look like the difference between life and death. I wish more athletes competed that way. I followed him through his post tennis career as an announcer, through his failed talk show on MSNBC, and I read his biography in one day. When I was at Wimbledon they presented him with an award and I had the honor of being the only one in the stadium to give him a standing ovation.